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    Baš 
    kad ste pomislili da ste relativno brzi u tipkanju onih e-mailova cijeli 
    dan, dolazi novi način slanja poruka. 
      
    
     Međutim to nije kao tipkanje koje ste 
    naučili u srednjoj školi. To je novi svijet, koji zahtjeva novi način 
    razmišljanja u unosu teksta. Ljudi izgleda uvijek traže put najmanjeg otpora 
    i marljivo kljucaju one dugačke tekstualne poruke moleći za odmor. Stoga, 
    dolaze skraćenice teksta kao spasenje. Dakle, tekstualne poruke ne mogu 
    polagati pravo na svu slavu za uspon novog oblika digitalnog žargona (ili, 
    kao neko pravo za jezičnu klaonicu). Da budemo fer, puno dugujemo 
    dvosmjernim radijskim pozivnim prijemnicima - pagerima i instant-messaging 
    svijetu. Međutim, brza proliferacija slanja tekstualnih poruka je gurnuta u 
    mikro-jezik skraćenica prema novoj kompleksnosti i popularnosti. Dakle taj novi 
    pokvareni jezik i nije tako loš. U stvari te skraćenice oslobađaju nas od 
    mučnog tipkanja onih dugačkih riječi i zamjenjuje ih s puno kraćim riječima 
    ili brojevima  i ako ih glasno čitamo, vjerojatno će zvučati istovjetno. 
    Pogledajte ovu tablicu i držite je pri ruci kad pišete tekst. Ne samo da će 
    vam uštedjeti vrijeme i napor, nego će vam omogućiti da spakirate više 
    informacija u poruku od 10 centi zbog toga što većina operatera ograničava 
    tekstualnu poruku na 100 do 150 znakova. Međutim, čak i ako pomislite kako 
    ste vrlo lukavi što šaljete takve šifrirane poruke, ako osoba na drugoj 
    strani nije tako cool kao što ste vi (ili stariji nego, recimo, od 25 
    godina), on ili ona možda neće imati pojma o čemu govorite. 
      
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        TEKST | 
        
        PRIJEVOD |  
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        1ce | 
        
        once |  
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        2 | 
        to |  
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        2day | 
        
        today |  
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        2moro | 
        
        tomorrow |  
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        2nite | 
        
        tonight |  
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        4 | 
        
        for |  
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        911 | 
        
        emergency, call me |  
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        add | 
        
        address |  
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        afaik | 
        as 
        far as i know |  
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        Aka | 
        
        Also know as |  
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        asap | 
        as 
        soon as possible |  
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        atb | 
        
        all the best |  
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        ayor | 
        at 
        your own risk |  
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        b | 
        be |  
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        b/c | 
        
        because |  
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        b4 | 
        
        before |  
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        b4n or bfn | 
        
        bye for now |  
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        bbl | 
        be 
        back late(r) |  
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        bcnu | 
        be 
        seeing you |  
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        b’day | 
        
        birthday |  
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        bhl8 | 
        be 
        home late |  
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        bil | 
        
        bos is listening |  
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        brb | 
        be 
        right back |  
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        btdt | 
        
        been there done that |  
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        btw | 
        by 
        the way |  
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        buzz of | 
        
        buzz of |  
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        c | 
        
        see |  
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        cid | 
        
        Consider it done |  
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        Cmi | 
        
        Call me |  
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        Coz | 
        
        Because |  
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        Ctr | 
        
        Center |  
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        Cu | 
        
        See you |  
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        cu@ | 
        
        See you around |  
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        Cull or cul8tr | 
        
        See you later |  
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        Cuz | 
        
        Because |  
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        D, 
        de, da | 
        
        the |  
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        Don | 
        
        Doing |  
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        Dylm | 
        Do 
        you like me |  
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        Ez | 
        
        Easy |  
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        F2f | 
        
        Face to face |  
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        F2t | 
        
        Free to talk |  
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        Fotflol | 
        
        Falling on the flor laughing out loud |  
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        Fyi | 
        
        For your information |  
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        Gal | 
        
        Get a life |  
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        Gr8 or grt | 
        
        Great |  
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        Gtg | 
        
        Got or go |  
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        Gudluk | 
        
        Good luck |  
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        H8 | 
        
        Hate |  
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        Hak | 
        
        Hugs and kisses |  
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        Hand | 
        
        Have a nice day |  
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        How r u | 
        
        How are you |  
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        Ic | 
        I 
        see |  
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        Iluvu | 
        I 
        love you |  
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        Imho | 
        In 
        my humble opinion |  
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        TEKST | 
        
        PRIJEVOD |  
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        imnsho | 
        in 
        my not so humble opinion |  
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        imtng | 
        in 
        meeting |  
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        iyq | 
        i 
        like you |  
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        j/k 
        or jk | 
        
        kidding or just kidding |  
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        jic | 
        
        just in case |  
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        k | 
        
        okay |  
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        kit | 
        
        keep in touch |  
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        kwim | 
        
        know what i mean |  
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        l8 | 
        
        late |  
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        l8er or l8r | 
        
        later |  
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        lol | 
        
        laughing out loud |  
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        luv or lv | 
        
        love |  
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        mgmt | 
        
        management |  
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        msg | 
        
        message |  
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        mtfbwu | 
        
        may the force be with you |  
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        mtg | 
        
        meeting |  
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        mth | 
        
        month |  
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        myob | 
        
        mind your own business |  
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        n | 
        
        and |  
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        n/a | 
        
        not applicable |  
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        ne | 
        
        any |  
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        ne1 | 
        
        anyone |  
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        nethng | 
        
        anything |  
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        no1 | 
        no 
        one |  
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        nufn | 
        
        nothing |  
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        np | 
        no 
        problem |  
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        nvm | 
        
        never mind |  
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        oic | 
        oh, 
        i see |  
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        omg | 
        oh, 
        my god |  
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        pcm or pcme | 
        
        please call me |  
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        pls or plz | 
        
        please |  
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        ppl | 
        
        people |  
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        r | 
        
        are |  
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        rgds | 
        
        regards |  
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        rtfm | 
        
        read the flippin’ manual |  
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        ru | 
        
        are you |  
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        ru 
        cmng | 
        
        are you coming |  
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        ru 
        ok or ruok | 
        
        are you ok? |  
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        sit | 
        
        stay in touch |  
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        spk | 
        
        speak |  
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        stfu | 
        
        shut the flip up |  
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        sum1 | 
        
        someone |  
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        tel | 
        
        telephone |  
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        thkq or tq | 
        
        thank you |  
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        thx or tx | 
        
        thanks |  
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        tmb | 
        
        text me back |  
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        ttyl | 
        
        talk to you later |  
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        txt bac | 
        
        text back |  
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        tyvm | 
        
        thank you very much |  
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        u | 
        
        you |  
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        ur | 
        
        your |  
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        ura* | 
        
        you are a star |  
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        urqat | 
        
        you are a cutie |  
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        w/ | 
        
        with |  
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        w/o | 
        
        without |  
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        w8 | 
        
        wait |  
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        W84m | 
        
        Wait for me |  
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        W8n | 
        
        Waiting |  
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        Wan2 | 
        
        Want to |  
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        Wan2tlk | 
        
        Want to talk? |  
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        Wknd | 
        
        Weekend |  
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        Wot | 
        
        What |  
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        Wru | 
        
        Where are you? |  
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        Wu | 
        
        what’s up? |  
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        wud? | 
        
        what you doing |  
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        x | 
        
        kiss |  
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        xint | 
        
        excellent |  
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        xoxox | 
        
        hugs and kisses |  
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        y | 
        
        why |  
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        yr | 
        
        your |  
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        yyssw | 
        
        yeah yeah sure sure whatever |  
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